DISCLAIMER: This is a story about my youth and exploring my
edge. My desire to participate in the Running of the Bulls at that age does not
reflect my current views of the run today.
“To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.”
This sums up my entire 20’s.
When I was 20 years young, I went to Barcelona to “study
abroad.” What I really did was drink herculean amounts of booze, embark upon
24hr romances, sleep with different cute boys daily, and privately go through
my own existential crisis, wondering if my actions constituted me as a “slut”. I know. Real big thoughts. Little did I know I was being a typical 20
year old. If only books like “The Ethical Slut” had been published by then, I
could have saved myself months of self induced, mental assault and done
something else with that time, like start a mankini line out of alpaca wool or
something.
Well, after my rapey run in, in Granada (read “Napping
Kittens”) I had decided I wanted to get as far away from that town as possible.
So I headed up north to Pamplona for the Running of the Bulls.
When I stepped off the train, I was immediately met with a
sea of people on the streets. With no plans, no hotel reservation, no friends
and just a backpack, I pushed my way through the streets looking for lodging.
On every door that I knocked upon, the hotel manager would look
at me incredulously as though I was just another one of these moron fish, eating poop stew. I can't fault them. I was.
Everything had been booked for months and it would be impossible to find
lodging until the week's festivities were over. I would have had an easier time
trying to roller blade up Mt Kilimanjaro than to find a room that day. So I
continued to trudge through the streets aimlessly until I saw a line of
backpackers standing outside one man’s home. As I approached to see what was
happening, I discovered he was charging people 20euros a night, for travelers
to leave their backpacks in his basement. Opportunistic for him, better than
nothing for me. So I decided to go for it.
In line I met a couple of guys from the states who were also
traveling on their own, Bennet and Jim. As a young, solo female, I learned to make
friends where I could and the three of us had made a pact to stick together for
the week. I was grateful to have the company and posse to glob onto, instead of
needing to creep into a group conversation everywhere I went with a not so
casual ice breaker. So we gave the man
our bags, took nothing but my purse, and hit the streets.
Being in Pamplona during the Running of the Bulls was
exciting and wild. There are thousands of people singing and chanting through
the streets at all hours of the day, outdoor concerts on every corner, and
people packed on every single balcony, peering down unto the streets below.
People were bubbling up and frothing out of every corner high and low, making
you feel like you were in a human spin cycle.
We ran around the cobble stone streets, sneaking looks at
the bulls and getting swept into the currents of parading people. We dodged bottles
of wine that got launched high into the air, only to come crashing down and
project shards of glass whizzing by at eye level. And of course we got dementedly
drunk like the rest of ‘em on copious amount of wine. One day in particular, I recall us finding
bags of stale bread behind a baker’s store, and when we discovered it was
inedible, we took to starting a giant bread fight in the plaza. Battling in the
streets with baguettes as our swords, we took no mercy on passersby. We smashed
loaf logs across people’s chests and over their heads. We laughed so hard I
thought I might rupture a spleen.
Everyday we wore the same outfit of a white shirt and red
sash, which accumulated wine and blood stains daily. And when we’d had enough of the day and were
too drunk to stand, we’d hit a park, argue with the homeless about who was
going to sleep where and snag the 1st park bench we could see. We
were obnoxious. I know. Then we’d throw our tinsel emergency blanket over
ourselves and slept with one eye open, until the sunlight brought forth another
day.
As the week carried on, the dehydration and sleep deprivation
started to take its toll, but we fought hard to carry on our party torch. One
night in particular, I lost Bennet and Jim and got swept up in a mass of
Australians. On an informal scale of drunken obliteration, I’d have to say that
in 3rd place you have the Americans but 1st and 2nd
place is a hard draw between the Australians and the Irish. And when they
gather en mass, the rate of reaching peak drunken stupor seems to compound. This one night, I happened to get swept to
sea in this sloshed organism of inebriation, then stumbled off with one of them
for some shameless action. I eventually
lost the cute boy and teeter tottered around the streets hoping that if I
squinted really hard with only one eye open, the double vision would turn back
to one, but it didn't. Eventually I found myself alone in a park, looking for a
place to sleep. Tragic does not even
begin to describe it.
Had I been in a less deplorable state, I don’t think I would
have stopped where I did. It was dark, slightly removed from the crowd and seemed
to only have a few sketched out males roaming around. At that point however, I was the embodiment of
that cartoon drunken mouse stuck in a wine bottle. Normally that mouse is
redeemed by the Acme rings closing scene and the public never needing to
witness it in its abominable state, but I didn’t have that grace. My eyelids
were heavy and I needed to go down. Eventually I laid down on a patch of grass by
a tree, put my purse between my body and the ground, and drifted off to the cacophony
of drunk men pissing on the trees around me.
When I woke up, I celebrated the fact that my purse was still
with me and I hadn’t been raped in the night. Did I mention I had been doing
all this in a knee length skirt? Yeah, ever slightly more vulnerable to the
elements, but I came out the other side whole-ish. After several days and
nights of drinking cheap wine, and sleeping on filthy streets however,
I was a crumbling version of my former self. I needed a shower. I needed clean
underwear. I needed to leave.
But I couldn’t. Not without doing the run first.
In order to do the run however, I would need to find my bag
and change out of my ridiculous wedge flip flops. My bag…hmmm….where on earth….?
With my head pounding, I gathered myself as best I could and
tried to retrace my steps back to where I left my bag. I hadn’t seen that thing in days and there was
a thick brain fog to navigate through. It felt like an ex-lover that you hadn’t
seen in years, wondering if you could still remember the details of their face
and if they’d grown up and had a full life. So much had happened since I saw it
last and I hadn’t the faintest clue as to where it could be. There were vague
memories of what the house looked like, but when I tried to recall which street
it was on, and where it was in relation to the rest of the city, I was only met
with dark oblivion. Without my friends Bennet and Jim around to inquire with, I
was up a creek without a paddle.
The sun was blazing hot that day. As though the earth had
drifted closer to that gaseous star. I wandered through the streets, with the
sun in my eyes, and sweating booze out of my pores. Every cell in my body throbbed with contempt
from the abuse I had put it through, but I didn’t care. I was determined to do
the run before I left town. With the run starting in a half hour, my feet in
high heeled sandals and not having the faintest idea where my bag was, I would
need a miracle. What if I never found my
bag? Then what? How many more days would I wander around these streets banging
on every door like some fairy tale vagabond? I didn’t have the stamina for
that. I simply couldn’t go on as I had been. I felt as though I might deteriorate
into a pile of dust.
And just as these thoughts started racing through my mind, I
noticed that the sea of people walking toward me were parting way for an
obstruction in the road. I couldn’t
quite see what it was. Maybe it was someone who had fallen ill, or a dog
looking for its way home, maybe it was Moses parting the Red Wine Sea. Who
knew?
But as I got closer to the obstruction and the bodies started
to part, there it was sitting in the middle of the street.
My backpack.
I couldn’t believe it! What an absurd stroke of luck and
also wtf man? I paid you to leave it in your basement. It was both ruthless and righteous that my bag
was discarded there on the road. In that moment however, I couldn’t see the
ruthlessness. My overwhelming excitement was too blinding. To have magically
stumbled upon my backpack, that had all the possessions I owned and would own,
for an entire 3 months, must have been a sign of true pity from the Gods. When I checked the contents, everything was
still there, including my camera and my tennis shoes tied to the outside.
Hallelujah!
With 10 minutes left until the race started, I picked up my
bag, quickly threw on my tennis shoes, and then dumped my bag back into a bush
so I could make the run.
The crowds had already been there en mass about 30 people deep
the entire route down to the coliseum.
The announcements started to echo throughout the loud speakers,
informing people that if you were ill, injured or pregnant you should not participate
in the run. I ran as fast as I could
toward the end of the route so I could pop in under the barricade, and place
myself as far away from the bull’s starting point. I wanted the excitement of
the race, but I didn’t want to be skewered in the first minute. I also wanted
to make it into the coliseum which was at the end of the race. As I bolted past
the crowd, I suddenly heard my name being called. When I turned my head, it was
Bennet and Jim! I was so excited to see them, but I couldn’t stop. In my committed dash, I waved and kept going.
Finally as the second announcement came blaring through the speakers, I found a
clearing and ducked under the barricade.
I had made it.
I stood there, chanting and cheering with the rest of them,
excited that it was actually going to happen. Any moment now, I would hear the
alarm ring and we would be off.
The third announcement came echoing through and I thought to
myself, “This is it. I’m actually going
to do this stupid thing. Here we gooooo.”
No.
We did not go.
In fact a group of cops came and swept out the last ¼ mile
of runners, claiming that the race was
too full and they had to clear space.
Just when I thought I made it, I got cut. Well who brought a
whiffle bat to the knife party? There’s no way I’m getting cut. This bitch
cray.
So I defiantly dodged the cops and ran as far up the route
as I could, before sliding under the barricades once again. This time I was not
where I wanted to be. I was at the gates where the bulls were to be released.
It was the most dangerous place to start, and hence the stupidest. And by the
looks on everyone’s faces, you could tell that they all agreed.
I was packed shoulder to shoulder in a sea of testosterone
pumped men as far as the eye could see. With every inch I tried to squeeze by,
the men would reel their heads back in irritation and then double take with
their mouths agape when they realized it was a young woman standing there. But I was just as fearless as they were and I
was ready.
Finally the last warning came up on the loud speakers and
the countdown began. This was it. I was really about to do this. I started to
become very aware of the ground beneath my feet as I braced myself.
“Cinco! Quatro! Tres!...”
And before I knew it, I was being kicked. I couldn’t quite
tell what was going on at first. Was it so packed that people were accidentally
kicking me as they stretched their legs out to get into their running stance?
No it felt more violent and intentional than that. Additionally I was magically
floating off to the sideline. I felt a series of arms grabbing me and feet kicking
me as I fell to the ground to protect myself. Before I knew it, I was being
shoved under the barricade just as the alarms rang and the bulls were being
released.
When I looked up to see what was happening, I was safely on
the other side of the barricade with a cop ass on either side of my head. Unhappy
with my choice to disobey their demands, they had chased me back into the race,
picked me up, beaten me and dragged me out. Crouched on the ground and my body
crammed between the legs of bystanders, I watched my dream slip away as a
flurry of feet and hoofs trampled by. That was it.
I missed it.
It was all but a few minutes before I could no longer see
any feet running by. With my ribs and ego bruised, I decided I had enough. It
was time to leave. Defeated, I dragged my broken ass back to the bush I
haphazardly threw my backpack into, and took the first train out to San
Sebastian, for some surf and recoup.
In the train I happened to meet two other young guys. They
were enthusiastic and bright, as though they had actually slept in Pamplona. As
the bull run is the main event for discussion, they asked if I had done the
race. “No I did not.” I replied and began to tell them my story, while trying
to hide the tones of severe disappointment in my voice. That was my one chance
I thought. I don’t know if I’d ever be that young and dumb again.
Exhausted, we sat in the train in silence as I tried to shut
my eyes and forget the day’s events.
Suddenly I felt a hard tap on my shoulder and I jolted awake. The boys were
grinning with a newspaper in hand. It was “El Correo,” one of the major
newspapers in Spain. They opened it up to the center page, and my eyes drifted
to images of boneless men being tossed into the air in inhuman positions, a
horn piercing through a man’s arm and another coming out a man’s thigh. In
fact, one tourist had a fatal injury that day. It looked like I had missed one
of the most violent races of the week. Perhaps they were trying to make me feel
better.
But then one of them asked, “Is that you?” and pointed to an
image in the middle of the center page spread. And sure enough, there I was with
two cops on my arms dragging me out. Of all the sensational images, why this
one made it dead center of the spread completely baffled me. In a way it was
also severely disappointing. In that split second capture, it looked as though
I had a calm escort out when in reality, I was beaten down to the ground.
Additionally, it was mislabeled that I was being kicked out because I had a
camera on hand.
On the other side of that coin however, a part of me
celebrated. In my youth, I often times did outrageous things with this secret
motivation that I would one day tell my kids how crazy their mom was. I don’t exactly understand what that badge is
about, but there it was. This paper was the proof I needed that I gave it my
all, got a taste of police brutality, likely got my ass saved, and that maybe
dumb luck could be hereditary.
Don’t try this at home kids.